That lucky duck gorilla just got back from a glorious vacation on the beach with Glow. Here's how they did:

"..Judy sent me the crazed party animal just before my family left for a eight day cruise to the eastern carribean to celebrate my parents 50th wedding aniversery. Well we couldn’t leave him behind, just think of what the house would look like when we returned, so he became a ship stow away and joined the fun.

First stop was San Juan and he was all excited to be so close to Janis but meany me didn’t let him go visit. He seemed to like to hang out most of the time at the daughters’ cabin, the youngsters must party better than the older folks. He can be seen in the picture flirting with the towel monkey their cabin steward made for them. Too much alcohol and anything looks good to a male gorilla.

I talked him into snorkeling with me on Antiqua but once we got out in the reef he refused to leave the boat, he was in the back guzzling Wadadli beer and making eyes at Debbie the crew’s bar maid. After stealing her bottle of hot sauce he posed for a pic with his pirate booty. Debbie told him to be careful not to use too much hot sauce or it will burn you twice, hehe.

I took a great nature hike on St. Johns but sadly Arthur was way too hung over to come with me, he missed Honeymoon Beach, it was fabulous.

On to Nassau and you would have thought I would learn that he cannot I repeat cannot be trusted to behave himself. It is sooo embarrassing! After a wild taxi ride, the driver honking at a lady with a cane, driving with two wheels up on the sidewalk and pedestrians running, swerving into the other lane to pass, we arrive at the beach . Arthur made a scene as usual, wanted a lime in his beer not the stinking lemon the ship’s crew gave him the night before. He calmed down nicely when he got his way. See him in his beach chair, sucking down a Corona Beer. Now he is bored at my house, so off to Meme and Michigan, that will teach him to complain about being cold in Ohio.."